Titanic!
So the last entry I ended it with a note on shit, so I thought I would post my most embarrassing shit stories! They're REALLY funny.

Okay - So when I was younger I was like afraid to go to the bathroom or something so I would hold it. Anyway, during this time I would distract myself by talking to myself in a British accent. I don't remember what I would say, but even afterwards I STILL wouldn't go to the bathroom. So this one time I used one of my dad's bandanas to wipe my ass and for some stupid reason I put it back in the drawer. LOL! Anyway I obviously knew it was wrong but I just did not like the bathroom I guess. Also - no pun intended - I would hide my dirty underoo's in my pooh bear bookbag!

Next - This one time I had to do a "number 2" at Wal-Mart and I felt stupid so I called my friend Melissa and was acting like a dumb kid in the bathroom. In the meantime I was taking a huge dump! Like it took me thirty minutes at least to get this Titanic out! LMAO! So when I was finally done I go to flush the toliet and my submarine clogged the toliet! That thing was in there like a sunken ship. (You like my naval jokes?) It was pretty intense!


That's all folks!