| Tales from the Bearded Clam |
[Mar. 5th, 2009|10:44 pm] |
So I thought since I started my period yesterday I would write the most craziest period stories I know! Although they aren't about me, I apologize. My menstural cycles are not that exciting.
So the first one.. Just so you know these are quite embarrassing indeed so the names have been changed of the people.
It was Me, Sadie, and Crystal and we were all hanging out in Resthaven (not a good place to be) They ended up drinking hardcore while I just hung out. Anyway.. . we ended up going home pretty late/early, and once the girls eventually woke up Crystal noticed that her tampon was missing, and she doesn't remember taking it out or having sex. It was a mystery as well as forgotten. A few weeks later we are in the parking lot of Walgreens and I lose the ball to my new lip ring so I'm freaking out. We're searching high and low, and as we look under my seat.. there is that damn tampon! What the hell! That was the most disgusting thing I've ever witnessed. LOL But you have to laugh.
Now this next story, I'm not sure how true it is but I've heard it about a girl I know from one of her colleages that I'm friends with.
Okay, so one day Tracey was working, and I guess she was complaining that her tampon was hurting here. Let me mention that she was behind the check-out counter during this time. After making sure no customers were looking (she works at a hardware store) she stuck her hand down her pants and pulled the tampon out and threw it away like nothing happened. LOL! Who does that!!!
The end. xoxo |
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